Ek Aur Galti .....( Part 2 )

                                           Han to jaisa ki mene last time apko btaya tha ......

Hum andar ja pohonche aur andar se vo ghar kuch jyada hi bada lag raha tha aur itne dino se band hone ki wajah se waha bohot andhera bhi tha kuch ajeeb si smell bhi aa rahi thi jaise ki koi janwar mara hua ho aur hum 2no ne socha ki alag alag jake ghar me dekhte h ki kya h... to kapil upper chala gaya aur me niche hi rooms check krne laga.. mene pehle

roomm me dekha to waha kuch ajeeb sa saman tha jaise koi 30-40 saal pehle ka saman ho aur sab bohot ganda tha aur har taraf makdi ke jaale lage hue the fir me aghe badha to bathroom me gate nai tha mene andar dekha to waha 1 bath tub pada tha vo bohot ganda tha aur kuch jagahon se tuta bhi hua tha achanak kisike chikhne ki awaj ayi aur me bhagta hua bahar aya to waha koi nai tha aur kapil ghar ke piche ki side se bahar aa raha tha par Honey kahin nai dikh raha tha mene kapil ko kaha "kapil honey kaha h??" Kapil bola"Mujhe kya pata,, me to abhi nikal ke aya hu mujhse pehle to tu aya h " me bola"me to abhi aya hu " me bola "sayd yahi kahin ghum raha ho chal dekhte h,, chal ghar ke piche dhundhte h" kapil bola"me wahi se aa raha hu waha koi nai h" mene kaha"par tu to first floor pe gaya tha to ghar ke piche kya kar raha tha" to kapil bola"bhai first floor pe piche se utarne ke liye stairs thi" itne me  dusra wala group bhagta hua ata h aur puchte h ki kya hua humne kisike chikhne ki awaj suni tabhi Shivi bola"Honey kaha h??" Me bola"Kapil se puch?" Kapil bola "kya

matlab mujhse puch lo me bhi to tere sath gharme tha" Me bola "mere sath nai tha aur jab vo chikh ayi tab tu ghar ke piche tha jabki mene to tujhe upper jate hue dekha tha " kapil bola"to tu kehna chahta h mene Honey ko gayb kiya h??" me bola"Ha " To kapil bola"Par jab me aya to bahar to tu khada tha ho sakta h tune hoi gayb kiya ho?" Shivi bola"Waise jab chikh ayi to junaid humare sath nai tha" junaid bola "Aise to tum bhi mere sath nai the aur Gaurav to Honey se lada bhi tha" Gaurav bola "To mtlb kya h tera junaid ki mene usse gayb kiya aise to teri bhi ladai hui thi Honey se Usne teri bhi to bandi chini thi" shivi bola "chup bhen ke lodo apsa me ladne se kuch nai hoga aur honey ko dhundho" aur sab Honey ko awaj lagane lage. Ab itni ladai ke bad hume ek dusre pe bilkul bhi bharosa nai raha aur itna sab hone ke bad hum ek dusre pe hi shak kr rahe the ..

Me bola"hume un 2no ko dhundhna chahiye" fir Shivi bola "Bhai meri mano to hum sabko ghr nikalna chahiye aur tu janta h kyun....." kapil bola "Nagar janta h matlab???,, Tum 2no kya chupa rahe ho??"  Shivi bola "Kuch bhi to nai...." Me bola"Yr  sayd hume chupana hi nai chahiye tha in sabse uss board ke barre me... " Tabhi kapil bola"Salon kya chupaya tumne aur konse board ki bat kr raha h nagar?? "  Me bola"Shivi bta de yr." Shivi bola"Kuan me jab humne jhanka tha to vo khali nai tha usme 1 board pada tha aur uspe likha hua tha ki ye jagah shrapit h aur yaha se chale jao...." Tabhi Gaurav bola" To salon tabhi batate to hum sab wapas chale jate " Me bola"Wo sab chutiyapa h hume se hi koi h jo ye sab kr raha h" Shivi bola"Bhai vo govt. board tha to vo galt kaise ho sakta h.." Me bola"Tu aur teri govt. dono chutiya me to unn 2no ko dhundhke hi jaunga jisse mere sath rukna h ruk sakta aur jisse jana h vo shok se jaye " Kapil bola" Me rukunga akhir vo humare dost the" Junaid bola" Me to nai rukunga kahin me bhi gayb na ho jau" Gaurav bola"Kapil sahi keh raha h me bhi nai jaunga " Me bola"Shivi tu kya karega??" Shivi bola"Tum karo ye chutiyapanti me to ja raha hu ghar...." aur bohot smjhane ke bad bhi Junaid aur Shivi nikal gaye ab bache me, kapil, Aur Gaurav........

Fir hum 3no aghe chalne lage to kuch 1 ghante bad Shivi dodta hua aya bola "bahi me bhi tumhare sath hu me bhi un 2no ko dhundhunga " Kapil bola"Junaid kaha h" To Shivi bola"vo ghar chala gaya " aur hum aghe badhne lage tabhi kuch aghe tak jane ke bad hum wahi kuan dikha jisme vo shrapit ka board pada hua tha humne dekha waha jake to kuch 10 kadam dur se usme kisika hath dikhayi de raha tha tabhi Shivi dod ke gaya aur jhanke dekha to usse uski ankhon pe vishwas nai hua hum sabne waha jhank ke dekha to usme ek dead body padi thi aur vo dead body thi Anil ki...
Uss body ko dekhke humare to hosh hi udd gaye kyunki Anil ki ankhen kisine fod di thi aur uski sari ungliyan bhi kati hui thi Uske pet pe bhi chaku ke war krne ke nishan the ab ye sab dekh ke hum sab heran ho gaye the ki kon h jisne Anil ki ye halt ki h....

Aur kapil bola"Ye Anil ki aisi halt kisne ki"
tabhi Gaurav bola"Mujhe kya pata...." Shivi bola"Bhai hume ghar hi challna chahiye kahinn humare sath bhi aisa hi na ho" Kapil bola"Hum apne doston ko piche chodke nai ja skte " Me bola"Gaurav kahin tune hi to nai kiya ye?? Kyunki teri ladai hui thi isse" Gaurav bola"to bhen chod iska matlab mene apne dost koo mar diya" Me bola"Ha saale ho skta h  tune usse kaha tha ki tujhe nai chodunga aur tabhi se vo gayb tha aur ab ye uski body mili" Hum sabke man me dar tha aur hume ek dusre pe shak tha. Aur sabne apne apne ghar jane ka faisla kiya aur hum sab apne camp ke ki taraf jane lage to kuch 30 min chalne ke bad hume ek aur chizz dikhayi di aur ye dekhke hume apni ankhon pe bilkul bhi bharosa nai hua humne dekha ki ek ped se Junaid latka hua tha aur uski gale me raasi bandhi hui thi aur uski puri body pe khoon hi khoon laga hua tha uske pet me bhi chaku marne ke nishan the ....ab to hum aur bhi dar gaye tabhi Gaurav bola"Shivi tu to keh raha tha ki Junaid to ghar gaya " Shivi bola"To bhen chod yahi kaha tha isne mujhse " ek dum Kapil bola"Shivi tune isse mar ke yaha latka diya" Shivi bola"Nai bhai me sch keh raha hu mujhe nai pata ye kaise hua me to isse chodke tumhare passs aaa gya " Me bola "To fir isse kisne mara" Gaurav bola"Mujhe to lagta hai kahin honey ko bhi kuch ho nai gaya ho" Tabhi kapil bola"ye raste pe khoon kaha se aya...."

  Ab hum unn

khoon ke nishano ke piche chalne lage hum sabki ankhon me ek ajeeb sa khoof tha tabhi humne dekha ki thodi aghe jake jhadiyan kati hui thi jaise ki koi jhadiyon ke bich se bhaga ho aur waha niche khoon ki bunde bhi padi hui the aur aghe chalke kuch pedon pe bhi Khoon laga hua tha ab ye sab dekhke hum ye to samjh chuke the ki ye koi insan hi kar raha h aur hum aur aghe badhne lage kuch dur tak chalne ke bad vo khoon ke nishan gayb ho gaye Ab to shyam bh i ho chuki thi aur hum apne camp se bhi bohot dur thi aur jungle me janwaron ki bhi bohot awajen aa rahi thi ab dheere dheere andhera hone laga tha fir Gaurav ruk gaya aur bola"Meri bat mano hum kafi dur aa chuke h aur hume ye bhi nai pata ki kon sa khatra kab humare samne aa jaye to hume wapas chalna chahiye " Shivi ne gaurav ki ha me ha mila di Par me bola"Hume Honey ko dhundhna chahiye uski jaan khatre me ho skti h " shivi bola"Tujhe lagta h vo ab bhi zinda hoga" Me bola"Bhen chodo mujhe kuch nai pata me usse dhundhunga jab tk vo na mil jaye jisse mere sath ana h aa skta aur jisse nai ana wo apni gand maraye " Gaurav bola"ab hume sath rehna chahiye kyunki alag hone ke natija hum dekh chuke h hum junaid aur anil ko to kho hi chuke h ab kisi aur ko khona nai chate " aur achanak se hume kisi janwar ke humari taraf ane ki awaj sunai di aur ek dum Shivi bola"Bhago sher aa gaya " aur hum uski awaj sunte hi bhagne lage aur sab apni apni jan bachane ke liye idhjar udhar bhagne lage me bhagne laga karib 10 min tk bhagne ke bad mene piche dekha to waha koi nai tha me ruk ke bola"Kaho ho sare" par koi awaj nai ayi aur ab me un sab se bichad chuka tha sayd vo 3no bhi alag alag ho gaye ho. ab me sabko idhar udhar dhundhne laga sabko awajen lagane laga Fir 15-20 min aghe chalne ke bad mujhe jhadiyon ke hilne koi awaj ayi mene jake dekha to waha honey betha tha aur uske hath se khoonn nikal raha tha jispe usne rumal bandh rakha tha Aur mene usse dekhke kahaa tu yaha kaise to vo mujhe dekhke bola "bhai kapil se bacha le mujhe vo mujhe mar dalega" mene kaha "hua kya??" Tabhi honey bola  "bhai kapil ne Anil, Junaid, gaurav ko mar diya h aur vo mujhe bhi marne mere piche bhag raha tha " me bola"Kya bakwas kar raha h hosh me to h tu " to fir honey ne mujhe batana start kiaya ki" jiss rat anil gayb hua tha uss rat mene kapil ko anil se ladte hue dekha tha aur jab mene subha usse kaha ki anil kaha h to kapil kehta h mujhe nai pata aur jab mene kapil ko bola ki me sabko bta dunga ki tu anil se lad raha tha ratko to usne kaha agar tune mera nam bhi liya to tujhe jaan se mar dunga fir jab hum group bnake anil ko dhundh rahe the aur me ghar ke bahar khada tha to tum 2no ke andar jane ke 2 min bad hi kapil bahar aya aur usne mere sir pe kuch chizz mari aur me chikha uske bad meri ankh khuli to me ghar ke piche pada hua tha fir me tum logon ko dhundhne laga to mene dekha ki kapil ne junaid ke pet me chaku mar diya aur jab mene usse rokne ki kosis ki to usne mujhe bhi mra tabhi ye mere hath me lag gai  aur ldai me chaku mere hath me aa gya me jan bachane ke liye waha se bhaga to jhadiyan thi aur unhe katte hue me aghe bhagta raha aur yaha akar gir gaya jab meri ankh khuli to mene ye rumal bandha aur tu aa gaya mere samne bhai mujhe bohot dar lag raha h kahin kapil hum baki ke doston ko bhi na marde" me bola"Yar par kapil aisa kyun kar raha h uska humne kya bigada" Honey bola"mujhe bhi samjh nai aa raha " aur hum 2no aghe badhne lage baki ke logon ko dhundhne ke liye....

Thodi der aghe chalne ke bad hume gaurav mila aur bola"bhai tu kaha chala gaya tha aur honey mil gaya tujhe" Tabhi Honey bola" Bhai kapil hi sabko mar raha" Gaurav bola"Bhosdike chutiya to nai ho gaya h" aur fir Honey neGaurav ko bhi sab bta diya par hume yakin nai ho raha tha ki kapil aisa kaise kar skta h. ab rat ke karib 10 baj chuke the aur hum wahi aag jalake baith gaye hum sab subha se bhuke the aur ghum ghum ke thak bhi gaye the aur sab so gaye subha 7 baje meri ankh khuli to honey mere side me so raha tha par Gaurav kahin dikh na iraha tha mene Honey ko jagaya to usne kaha "Gaurav kaha h?? " Aur ab firse gaurav gayb thodi aghe jane ke bad hume gaurav pada hua mila uski sanse nai chal rahi thi aur usse dekhke Hoiney ek dum bola "Kapil ne isse bhi mar diya "  par mujhe ab iss bat pe bharosa nai ho raha tha kyunki hum 3no ke alawa waha koi nai tha aur Honey sara iljam bar bar kapil pe dal raha tha. HUm aghe badhne lage to 2 ghante chalne ke  bad hume apni gadi dikhayi di...

Waha kapil kuch dhundh raha tha aur vo achanak hume dekhke bhag ke aya aur bola"Nagar tujhe honey kaha mila " aur Honey bola"Nagar bhai kapil hume bhi mar dega" tabhi kapil bola"me mar dunga kya keh raha h tu hosh me to h me kyun marunga" tabhi me bola"ha kyunki tune baki sabko mar diya"  Kapil bola"abe pagal ho gaye ho me kyun marunga " aur hum 3no apas me ladne lage tabhi jhadiyo se kisike bhagne ki awaj ayi aur vo shivi tha .... Shivi ake humare samne gir gaya humne usse uthaya to uski sanse bohot dheere dheere chal rahi thi aur vo bht buri tarah se ghayal tha humne shivi ko pucha ye kaise hua to usne kaha "Bhai honey ne mujhe mara aur isne gaurav ko bhi mar diya h mere samne aur isne mujhpe bhi chaku se war kiye me apni jaan bachake bhaga par me jyada der tk bhag nai paya aur mujhe lagta h isne baki doston ko bhi mar diya " itna kehke shivi bhi mar gaya hum jaise hi uthe to Honey hath me chaku leke khada tha lekin hum 2no ko dekhke vo piche bhi ho raha tha ab hum 2no samjh chuke the ki sabko issi ne mara h usne ek dum meri tarah chaku se hamla kiya aur mere hath se khoon behne laga fir mene dubara uska hath pakadne ki kosis ki to usne fir mara aur mere dusre hath se bhi khoon nikalne laga tabhi piche se achanak kapil ne ek lakdi se uske sir pe mara aur vo behosh ho gay humne usse ped se bandh diya fir uske hosh me ane ke bad humne usse pucha ki usne ye sab kyun kiy ato usne hume sab hume kuch aise btaya "Mene Anil ko chupa ke rakha tha aur me khud gayb ho gaya jisse ki sara shak Gaurav pe chala jaye aur me kamiyab bhi ho raha tha par achanak se Anil mujh se chut ke bhaga aur usse rokne ke chakar me vo hmare bich hui ldai me galti se mar gaya par mujhe Anil ko marte hue Junaid ne dekh liya tha to majburan mujhe usse bhi marna pada fir me idhar udhar chupta ghum raha tha to mujhe nagar mila mene usse aise ek kahani sunai ki usse lage ki sab kapil ne kiya h par tabhi hume gaurav mil gaya aur jab nagar so raha tha to gaurav aur meri ladai hui usne kaha mujhe junaid ke pass se teri chain mili aur tune hi usse mara h to mujhe appna raj chupane ke liye usse bhi marna pada par meri kismat itni khrab thi ki jab me gaurav ko mar raha tha to piche se achanak Shivi aa gaya aur me usse marne bhaga to thodi ladai ke bad vo jhadiyon se niche gir gaya mujhe laga ki vo bhi mar gaya aur me tere sath yaha aa gaya par shivi yaha aa gaya aur usne sara kheel bigad diya " Kapil bola"Mujhe ab bhi samjh nai aya tune Anil ko kyun gayb kiya usne tera kya bigada tha "to honey bola" Me pichle 3 saalon se ek gang ke sath drugs supply krta hu aur me wahi drugs chupane ke liye dynamite se gadha khod raha tha aur me kamiyab bhi ho gaya tha par jab me drugs gadhe me chupa raha tha to anil ne mujhe dekh liya aur dhamki di ki me sab kuch police ko bata dunga mene usse bohot samjhaya par vo nai manaa to mujhe majburan usse bandhke rakhna pada......"

Ye sab sunke humne usse marne ke liye chod diya aur hum waha se gadi start krke wapas aa gaye!!!!!!!!!!.....................

1 Aur Galti......!!

Once upon a time in Delhi.......
 

Hum 7 log " Me(Nagar) , Kapil, Gaurav, Honey, Junaid, Anil, Shivi" ek hi office me sath kam krte the humara roj ka kam tha sath me rehna ek dusre ke sath lunch krna aur ek dusre ki tang khichna humari dosti time ke sath bohot majboot ho gai thi par hum ek dusre ko sirf last 2 ya 3  months se hi jante the.

Hum aisi hi ek din lunch kr rahe the sath baith ke achanak se Junaid bolo "Yaar maja nai aa raha roj ki same life wahi daily routine life jhand ho gai hai, Kuch excited sa hona chahiye life me."
fir ek dum Shivi bola "Bhen chod sahi keh raha h jindagi ki maa chudi padi h roj ka wahi randi rona office aao fir wapas ghar bus."

Aur Anil Chup Chap khane me laga tha Tabhi Gaurav bola "Gand mare tu bus lunch hi thusta rahiyo"
Aur sab hasne lage.......... Tabhi Kapil bola" Yr kuch alag krte h koi trip decide krte h " ek dum Honey bola"Ha bhai sahi keh raha hai " Ye sunte hi Gaurav bola "Bhai kahin bhi chalo iske liye banana ka juice jrur le lena aur karele ke samose bhi.."  Achanak se Kapil bola"Gaurav tu  Paneer ka rayta bhul gaya. " ye sunkar  Honey bola"ha bhen ke lodo lo me khol leta hu tum meri marlo" aur fir sab hasne lage...

Fir Kapil bola"Par yar bat to sahi h kahin to chalte hi h." Aur Junaid ne idea diya " Yar aisi jagah jate h jaha shanti ho aur hum khul ke enjoy kr sake" Me bola "Hiking pe chalte h,"     Kapil bola"Goa Chalte h. " Tabhi Shivi bola "kyun na jungle me chale waha hume koi disturb bhi nai krega aur hum khulke enjoy bhi krenge sath me koi restriction lagane wala bhi nai hoga" Aur Anil bola "Bhai jungle me sher hote h me to nai jaunga"  tabhi Gaurav bola "bhosdi ke last time bhi teri gand mar rahi thi bhangarh jane me aur aab fir tu nautanki chod raha h " Honey bhi bol pada"Bhai Anil Sahi to keh raha h jungle me jungli janwar hi hote h " fir junaid bola"Bhosdike koi janwar teri gand nai marega chinta mat kr " Aur hum sabne jungle jana decide kiya ...

Hum sabne next month jane ka plan bnaya aur sabne 1 week ki chuti le li.........

((1 month later )).....

Ab vo din aa gaya jab hume trip pe nikalna tha aur sab log time pe aa gye the par as usual me aaj bhi late ho gaya Gaurav aur baki dost gadi me mera wait kr rahe the me 15 minute late waha pohoncha sabne mujhe bohot gaali sunai aur humne gadi me kuch 2 peeti beer rakhi aur baki hmare khane ka saman aur hum subha karib 1 bje ke aas pass waha se nikal gaye....

Shivi ne ek bottle khol li aur peene laga Honey bola" bhosdike abhi se hi shuru ho gaya waha tak to tu sari khtm kr dega" Sivi bola "Bhag bhosdike mera baap banne ki kosis mt kr meri marji me kitni bhi piyu aaghe aur le lenge. " Aur sab haste rahe......

Hum karib 5 ghante ki drive aur hum sabki bakchodi ke bad jungle ke kone pe  ja pohonche waha se ek kacha rasta tha jo jungle ke andar ja raha tha aur humne gadi andar ghusa di kuch dur jane ke bad rasta bilkul shant ho gaya aur Anil bola"Bhai sher aa gaya to " . Me bola"to kya hum teri gand usse offer kr denge " aur fir sab hasi majak krne lage...  ab shyam hone lagi aur andhera badhne laga fir humne socha ki yahi camping krte h Aur gaadi side me lagake humne apna camp laga diya....

Hum sab baithe ek dum Anil bola"Bhai kahin sheer na aa jaye " Ye sunke gaurav bola "sheer tere jaise gandu ko nai khayega tu tnsn mt le" Aur fir sabne ek-ek beer ki bottle utha li tabhi Gaurav bola"Honey ye daaru h tera banana ka juice nai h "  Tabhi honey bola"I know that."  Aur fir Gaurav bola"Ohh really gud I dont know that you know this thing." Fir kapil bola"Anil tere piche dekh" Aur Anil uchal ke piche muda to Junaid uske piche se lakdi laga raha tha aur Anil bola "Bhen ke lode waise hi gand fat rahi h tu aur meri gand me lakdi daal le" Aur Anil Junaid ke piche bhagne laga usse marne ke liye aur fir Shivi ne kahaa"Baith ja bhen ke lode hume pata h kitna dum h teri gand me" Jaise hi anil baithne laga achanak se ek pathar ake laga hmari gadi ke back glass me aur gadi ka glass chatak gaya hum chilaye kon bhen ka loda apni maa chuda raha h par koi response nai aya fir humne apni torch utahayi aur dekhne gaye...

Par waha koi nai tha par humara mood khrab ho gaya kyunki 5000 ka bill fat gaya tha humare nam aur humne kuch kiya bhi nai hum wapas ake baithe aur fir beer peeni suru krdi aur Shivi bola "Agar koi bhen ka loda gadi ke aas pass dikha to uski maa chod dunga" Karib 10 minute ho gaye aur humm sab apni backchodi me lage pade the tabhi achanak Anil bola "Bhai vo koi bhoot to nai tha????"  Honey bola "Ha bhen ke lode bhoot ki gand me chull h na jo gaadi me pathar marega, koi bandar wandar hoga"  Fir me bola "Anil bachke rahiyo bandar teri gand na marle" Aur sab hasne lage.. Aur humne decide kiya ki sab contribute krke glass lagwa lenge aur sab man gaye.Fir hum sub ne ek ek beer ki bootle aur utha li aur fir se peeni start kr di ab humne time dekha to kuch 9 baj rahe the to humne socha ki aas pass me ghum lete hai thoda sa aur hum ghumne lage tabhi Shivi bola "Dekh Anil tere peeche kon h???" Anil ne ek dum ghabra ke dekha to waha koi nai tha Anil bola"Bhai kyun gand fad raha h" Kapil bola "Teri to chuhe ko bhi dekhke fat jat h ye to fir bhi jungle h " Junaid bola"Ha bhai sahi keh raha h"  karib 1 ghante tak ghumne ke bad humm apne camp me ja pohonche aur subha se itna travel krne ki wajah se hum thak bhi gaye the to sab sone lage lekin achanak se hume bohot tezz awaj sunai di jaise ki kuch blast hua ho aur fir hum sab camp se bahar nikle humne dekha par waha pe kuch bhi nai tha ek dum se Anil bola "Bhai attank wadi aa gye " Tabhi Gaurav bola "Ha  bhen ke lode teri gand me attank machane aye h na vo" achanak se Honey bola" Mujhe to lagta h koi bhoot voot to nai aa gaya " Ye sunke Kapil bola"bhen ke lodo apni budhi mt chalao chalke dekhte h akhir kiss ki gand me itna dum h jo hume pareshan kr raha h" aur hum sab aghe badhne lage Humne dekha ki thodi si aghe jake jamin me ek bada hole sa bana hua h Honey bola"Bhai ye dharti ke andar jane ka rasta h "  Gaurav bola "Ha Gand mare ye rasta narak me jane ka h" Tabhi Anil bola"Bhai big foot aa gaya  "  Tabhi Shivi bola "Tu bachke rahiyo kahin teri gand na marle"  Anil Bola "gand ke pudino ye thk hai har koi ake meri hi gand marega jaise ye meri gand na hui sunny leone ki gand ho gai" Gaurav bola"Bhosdike tu kaha  Aur sunny leone kaha...." Tabhi kapil bola" oo sunny leone ke aashiq chup ho ja" tabhi me bola "oo bak lando apna dimag mt lagao ye socho ye hua kaise?? " Shivi bola "Chalo apne aaas pass dekhte h akhir kon ye sab kr raha h"  aur hum sab idhar udah dekhne lage fir thodi aghe hume ek kuan(well) dikha aur hum uske andar jhank ke dekhne lage par andar andhera tha to Shivi ne phone ka flash on kiya to andar se kuan khali tha usme sirf 1 board pada tha aur usme likha tha "ye jagah shrapit h yaha rukna mna h " aur vo ek government board tha par Shivi ne vo bat sirf mujhe batiyo aur hum 2no ne decide kiya ki aur kisi ko  nai  batayenge kyunki humare sath subha se bohot kuch ajeeb ho chuka tha aur hum sub fir wapas jake so gaye...

Ratko karib 3 bje Anil utha aur usne mujhe jagaya bola "bhai chal mutne chalte h " mene kaha"bhag bhosdike ja moot aa" aur me fir se so gaya Anil ne fir mujhe jagaya aur bola"Dekh Gaurav kisse bat kr raha h akele akele " fir mene uthke dekha to Gaurav akela khada kuch bol raha tha aur jaise hi mene kaha"Gaurav kya kr raha h??" To vo mujhe dekhke chup ho gya aur bola"Kuch bhi to nai me to yaha mutne aya tha " Anil bola"Nai tu kisi se bat kr raha tha " Gaurav bola"bhosdike tu bhi bol ab "  Anil bola "gali mt de bhen chod " Fir Gaurav Anil ko marne bhaga to mene dono ko alag kiya aur hum teeno fir camp me jake so gaye.........

Subha meri ankh khuli to camp me koi nai tha me bahar nikal ke aya to Shivi ne btaya "ki nagar bhai Anil kahin nai mil raha pta nai kaha chala gaya " fir mene pucha "Gaurav kahaa h??" Tab Gaurav piche se nikal ke aya aur bola"bhai peeche koi nai h" mene Gaurav se pucha" Anil  kaha h??" Gaurav bola"mujhe kya pata bhosdika kaha gand mara raha h" Sivi bola "bhai vo gayb h" mene kaha "Bhai Gaurav ratko Anil ko marne ki dhamki de raha tha aur ab vo gayb h" gaurav bola"To iska matlb mene usse gayb kr diya "  me bola "saaale tu hi keh raha tha nahi chodunga tujhe " Gaurav bola"Bhai vo to mene ghusse me bola tha " Honey bola "Ab tum dono mat lado" gaurav bola "Tu to chup hi reh bhen ke lode. Tujhe bhi Anil Pasand nai tha ho skta h tune hi gayab kiya ho" Honey bola"Teri maa ki ab sab kuch mujh pe dal rahe ho mujhe to lagta h gaurav tune hi usse gayb kiya hai.." Gaurav bola"Reason to btaao akhir usse gayb krke mujhe kya milega " Itne me junaid bola"Bhai ye waqt apas me ladne ka nahi h balki hume sath milke Anil ko dhundhna chahiye" Tabhi Shivi bola "Ye sahi keh raha h Anil ko dhundhte hai" aur hum sab ass pass me Anil ko dhundhne lage...    Ab hume kuch 3-4 ghante ho gaye the usse dhundhte hue par hume kuch bhi nai pata chala aur ab dhoop bhi bohot ho gayi thi kyunki din ke 1 baj chuke the fir humne socha kuch khake usse dhundhenge to hum camp wapas aye aur khana khane ki tayari krne lage aur Honey bola"Mujhe to lagta h gaurav ne usse mar diya  h" Aur Shivi bola"Chup ho jao hum sab dost h aise ek dusre pe ungli uthate hue ache nai lagte" aur fir sab khana khane lage..

Khana khane ke bad sab usse fir dhundhne nikle kuch 3 baj rahe the uss time.to Shivi bola"hum 2 group banake jayenge 1 group me Me, Nagar, aur Kapil  aur 2re group me Junaid, Gaurav aur honey" Tabhi Gaurav bola"Me iss bhosdike ke saath nai jaunga" Honey bola"Mujhe bhi tere jaise madarchod ke sath jane ka shok nai h" Ek dum Junaid bola"Me bhi Honey bhosdi wale ke sath nai jaunga " Fir me bola"Ab teri gand me kya khujli h" Tabhi Honey bola"Iski gand mar li na mene isliye nai jayega  " Tabhi junaid bola"Isne meri gf chin li ye dost kehlane ke layk hi nai h" tabhi Honey bola"Vo ladki hi mere pass ayi thi jab tere land me dum nai tha to mujhse hi chudegi" Me bola"Vo ladki hi rand thi usse meri bhi chali thi" Junaid bola"Acha to teri bhi chali thi tu bhi inhi ki trah h" Tabhi Kapil bola" Chup ho jayo bhen ke lodo Anil ko dhundhna h apni backchodi band kro " Junaid bola"Kuch bhi karo me Honey ke sath nai jaunga "to me bola "chal thk h Honey humare sath jayega tum Shivi ko le jao" aur sab man gaye humne kaha ki sab 7 bje camp ke samne hi milenge. Aur sab Anil ko dhundhne nikal pade....

Me, Honey aur Kapil dhundhne lage thodi aghe tak chalne ke bad Kapil bola"Vaise Honey tune acha nai kiya Junaid ki gf ko patake" Honey bola"Bhai vo khud ayi thi" Kapil fir bola"Par fir bhi tu to dost h na junaid ka tu to sochta ki junaid ko pta chalega top vo kya sochega"  Me bola"Ye bat junaid ko bhi sochni chahiye thi jab vo meri gf ko le gaya " kapil bolo"Bhai tu bichme apne aap ko mat la to hi jyada better hoga hume pata h tune kitni bandiyan ghumayi h" Me bola" Bhai tujhe koi right nai h meri life me interfare krne ka me kitni bhi bandi ghumaun teri gand kyun sulag rahi h" Kapil bola"bhen chod aundhin bat mt kr tujhe dekhke kyun kilsunga " Honey bola"ab lado mat  " tabhi me bola"ab saale tu samjhayega hume ki hum kya kare" ek dum kapil bola"Lado mat samne dekho ye ghar kiska h??"
Honey bola"Bhai ye to bohot purana sa h " Me bola"Chal dekhte h akhir andar kya h?? " Honey bola" Nai yr mene bohot movies me dekha aise gharon ke andar hi bhoot hote h" Kapil bola"Tu hamesha darta hi rahiyo" me bola"Honey tu bahar hi ruk me aur kapil andar jake dekhte h akhir ye ghar h kiska?" aur me aur kapil andar chale gaye aur Honey bahar hi khada tha......

Hum andar ja pohonche aur andar se vo ghar kuch jyada hi bada lag raha tha aur itne dino se band hone ki wajah se waha bohot andhera bhi tha kuch ajeeb si smell bhi aa rahi thi jaise ki koi janwar mara hua ho aur hum 2no ne socha ki alag alag jake ghar me dekhte h ki kya h... to kapil upper chala gaya aur me niche hi rooms check krne laga.. mene pehle room me dekha to waha kuch ajeeb sa samaan tha jaise koi 30-40 saal pehle ka samaan ho aur sab bohot ganda tha aur har taraf makdi ke jaale lage hue the fir me aghe badha to bathroom me gate nai tha mene andar dekha to waha 1 bath tub pada tha vo bohot ganda tha aur kuch jagahon se tuta bhi hua tha achanak kisike chikhne ki awaj ayi aur me bhagta hua bahar aya to waha par koi nai tha me chilaya "Honey tu Kaha h?" ab Honey kahin dikh nai raha tha.......
To Be Continue............

'BHANGARH ME 1 RAAT'


Ek bar ki baat hai.......
Hum panch dost baithke daaru pi rahe the aur saturday night thi kisiko ghar jane ki koi tension nai thi to hamne kuch anokha krne ki sochi aur Honey bola ki aj night out marte h aur hum sabka dimag dodne lagaa ki jana kaha h to Anil bola nehru place chalte h aur itne me Gaurav bola  ki bhen ke land  nehru place bhi koi ghumne ki jgah h aur hum fir dubara sochne lage  aur fir 20-25 minute tak sochne ke bad sab Bhangarh jane ko ready ho gye.

Humne Kapil ki gadi li aur ratko aprox 7 bje nikal gye aur 11 bje tak pohonch gye par Anil aur Honey andar jane ko raji  nai the kyunki vo 2no gand fatu  the unki gand fat rahi thi kyunki unhone Bhangarh ke bare me bohot suna tha ki yaha pe bhoot rehte h par humne unhe raji kar liya aur hum aghe badhne lage hume bichme govt warning ka board dikha vo 2no fir mana krne lage par hmne unki 1 na sunni aur aghe badhte rahe par jaisa ki board pe likha tha ki suraj dubne ke bad entry nai hoti to darwaja band ho chuka tha.

 Kapil bola ki Nagar bhai ab kya karen fir mene kaha ki andar jane ka rasta to mil nai raha to ab andar to ja nai sakte to yahi maje kr lete h aur baith ke beer pine lage hum panchon ne  karib panch beer ki bottle khatam kr di fir hume ek banda dikha jo dekhne me ass pass ka hi lag raha tha humne usse dekhke ignore kr diya par hmare dost Gaurav ki gand me chull hui aur vo bolo isse koi rasta puchte h quile ke andar jane ka aur vo gaya usse bat krne hum usse dekhte rahe Gaurav ne usse pucha ki andar jane ka koi rasta h to usne mana kr diya aur uski shakal pe 1 ajeeb sa daar tha fir humne usse daru ka lalach diya to vo fir bhi nai mana fir Kapil ne usse 500 rupee dene ko kaha par vo kuch hich kicha raha tha fir mene kaha acha 1000 rupee le le aur andar tk jane ka koi rasta btade aur fir Kapil ne usse 1 beer ki bottle aur 1000 rupee de diye aur usne kaha chalo mere sath 1 rasta h par vo thoda khatarnak h aur hmm uske piche chal diye usne hmme 1 dewar dikhayi aur bola isse kud ke aap andar ja sakte ho par vo diwar kam se kam 8-9 feet uchi thi humne gadi diwar ke kone pelagai aur bonat pe chadhke diwar pe chadh gaye  aur andar kud gaye fir kapil bola Nagar tu jyada daru pita h to bottle le aa aur me panch bottle le aya  fir hum chalne lage jaisa ki usne btaya tha ki hume karib 10 min chalna padega to quile ki main entry aa jayegi aur waha koi darwaja bhi nai h to hum asani se andar ja sakenge aur hum chalte chalte uski btai hui jagaha tk ja pohonche aur hum quile ko dekhke khush ho gye

 Quila dekhke un dono bhen ke lodo ki gand fir se fat  gai humne fir unhe char gali di aur smjhaya ki bhoot kuch nai hota sb humara veham h aur ye sab iss quile ko famous krne ke liye affwayen h aur hum sabne apne phone ke flash on kiye tab humne time dekha to kuch 12:40 ho rahe the hum andar chalne lage to waha bohot andhera tha par humare hath me phone the to uske flash se hume kuch kuch dikhai de raha tha aur fir hum baithne ke liye jagah dhundhne lage kyunki hum thak bhi gaye the aur jo humare pass beer ki bottle thi hume vo bhi kahtam karni thi lekin chalte chalte Anil ko laga ki koi piche chal raha h usne hume btaya ki mujhe lag raha h ki koi humara picha kar raha h tabhi kapil bhai ne usse thapad mara aur kaha bhosdi ke kyun gand fad raha h bhoot voot kuch nai hote daale tu humari gand fad raha h jhoot bolke aur hum sab hasne lage par vo fir bhi keh raha tha ki bhai me sach bol raha hu par humne usse ignore kiya aur baithne ki jgah dhundhne lage fir karib 15-20 minute  ghumne ke bad hume 1 jagah mili aur hum bina kuch soche samjhe vaha ja kr baith gaye fir humne beer ki bottle kholi aur peene lage to tabhi achanak se hume aisi awaj ayi ki kisine kisiko thapad mara aur hum sab Anil ko dekhne lage kyunki sbse jyada wahi pitta tha  par vo to chup baitha tha fir hum sabki gand fatne lagi ki ye thapad ki awaj kaha se ayi par humne fir bhi ye show  nai kya ki hum dar gaye aur humne uss awaj ko ignore krte hue beer pini continue ki fir 2 minute bad hume laga ki humare pass se koi bhag ke gaya ho aur humari fir aur fatne lagi fir humne bottle utahayi aur waha se chalna suru kiya kyunki hume ehsas ho chuka tha ki hum panchon ke alawa aur bhi koi h jo humare ass pass ghum raha hai

 Humne ek dusre se bat ki aur wapas jane ki bat fix ki fir hum chalne lage par hum uss time aprox quile ke middle me the  hum aghe badhne lage par sabke dilme 1 ajeeb sa dar tha ki kahin humne yaha ake koi galti to nai ki achanak se hume dahini aor se kisike rone ki awaj ane lagi aur vo sunke hum sab wahi tham gaye aur vo awaj continous aye ja rahi thi aur hum sab apas me bat krne lage ki hume dekhna chahiye ya ignore krke aghe chalna chahiye hum sab koi faisla nai kar pa rahe the kyunki hum sab dare hue the aur humare man me ye bhi tha ki kahin koi hume darane ki kosis to nai kr raha h fir humne socha ki chalke dekhte ki kiss bhen ke lode ki gand me chull hai jo hume darane ki kosis kr raha h aur humne right me chalna start kiya aur mushkil se 10 kadam chalne ke bad vo awaj aur tezz ho gayi aur fir hum waha chalne lage tabhi hume ek choti si dewar ke niche 1 ladki baithi dikhi aur uski pith humari side thi humari gand aur fatne lagi ki koi ladki inti ratko yaha kya kar rahi h hum aghe badhne se dar rahe the tabhi mene bola hume isse puchna chahiye
ki vo waha kya kar rahi h tabhi me bola 

'Oo hello excuse me madam adhi ratko yaha kya kar rahi ho' 

Meri awaj sunke vo achanak piche mud gai aur boli ki tum kon ho aur bolne lagi ki mujhe yaha se bahar nikalna h plzzz mujhe bacha lo fir humne pucha ki tum yaha kya kar rahi ho aur tumhe kisse bacha le fir usne hume btaya ki vo aur uski behn jo uske sath thi usse vo bichad gai h aur vo subha apne school frnds ke sath yaha picnic pe ayi thi aur vo log chal gaye aur ye dono yahi reh gaye par ab uski behen bhi kho gai h aur vo usse kahin nai mil rahi h aur tabhi meine uska naam pucha usne priya bataya fir me bola ki hum tumhari madad krenge tumhari behen ko dhunhdne me aur yaha se bahar niklne me par tabhi Anil ye ladki humare sath nai jayegi mujhe kuch gadbad lag rahi h par uss ladki ko hum akela bhi nai chod sakte the tabhi humne socha ki isse sath me lejana hi acha hoga  fir hum aghe badhne lage aur uski behen ko dhundhne lage par vo ladki bohot dari hui thi aur usne btaya ki meri behen yaha tak mere sath thi hum log ass pass me dekhne lage par hume kuch bhi nai dikha achanak se Anil ko kuch dikha vo kuch yellow sa kapda tha humne usse uthaya to ladki boli ye meri behen ka stall h fir hum ussi side uski behn ko dhundhne lage fir humne plan kiya ki group bnake dhundhte h to jaldi mil jayegi humne usse uski behn ka nam pucha to usne Shruti btaya fir hmne do group bnaye jisme ek group me Anil, Honey, Aur Gaurav the aur dusre group me me, Kapil, aur Priya hum uski behen shruti ko dhundhne lage 

Tabhi panch minute chalne ke bad hume thapad ki awaj sunai di aur hum sab ruk gaye hum sab dar gaye par Priya ko normal karne ke liye humne humara dar show nai kiya aur fir aghe chalne lage than Priya ne awaj lgai Shruti di aap kaha ho me bhi chilane laga ki Shruti tum kaha ho tumhari behen dhundh rahi h tabhi 1 dum kisi ladki ki chikh sunai di aur hum bhagke waha pohonche to waha koi nai tha aur fir hume laga ki koi gate me hath marke bhaga hume laga ki ladko ka dusro wala group majak kr raha h to me chilaya bhen ke lodo ladki ko dhundho gand mt fado aur tabhi humne dekha ki hum 1 andhere kamre ke samne khade the aur hume kisike bat krne ki awaj sunai di humne andar jake dekha to bohot andhera tha to humne flash on kiya to waha koi nai dikha aur waha se ajeeb se badbooo aa rahi thi humne flash dusri taraf ghumaya to waha pe 1 admi pada tha aur uski body puri khoon se lath path thi aur hum chila ke waha se bhage hum bahar ake ruke tabhi humne dekha ki Anil aur Gaurav bahg ke aa rahe the aur bola Honey tumhare sath h kya humne kaha bhen ke lodo vo tumhare sath tha tumhe pta hogi fir Gaurav bola ki ye ladki ayi thi aur boli tumhe kapil bula ra h tabhi Kapil ne kaha bhosdi ke pagal ho gaya h kya ye ladki to suru se humare sath h aur bhen ke lodo darwaje me hath marke bhag rahe the tabhi me bola ki bhai gali mt de ladki bhi h humare sath kam se kam uski to sharam kr fir kapil bolo chal bhi thk h ab btao Honey kaha h aur maje kyun le rahe ho par Anil aur Gaurav ek hi bat keh rahe the ki ye ladki usse le gai par hum dono mante bhi kaise kyunki ladki to hmare sath hi thi aur ab hmm Honey aur shruti ko dhundhne lage 

Tabhi hume laga koi humare piche hai tabhi mene kaha honey bhen ke lode kaha gand mara raha tha aur hum piche mude to koi nai tha aur humari fatne lagi par man me 1 bat thi ki kahin honey majak to nai kr raha h  fir hum aghe badhe to fir pairon ki awaj ane lagi aur hum fir ruke to awaj bhi ruk gai ab hum sabki gand fat rahi thi  sab ghabra rahe the aur ladki ne kapil ka hath pakad rakha tha aur Anil fir bola bhai ye ladki gadbad hai bhagao isse yaha se aur ladki boli nai bhaiya meri bat mano me bht pareshan hu aur meri koi galti nai h fir Gaurav bola bhen ki lodi tu hi Honey ko le gai thi aur ab nautanki kar rahi h fir me aur Kapil manne ko taiyar hi nai the kyunki ladki to humare sath hi thi aur humne Gaurav ko chup karaya aur fir dhundhne lage tabhi Gaurav bola me mutne ja raha hu aur vo ek dewar ke piche chala gaya hum uska wait krne lage panch min hue fir Anil bola Gaurav bhai aja aj hi sari tanki khali krega par Gaurav kuch nai bola fir Anil usse dekhne gaya  par vo bhi wapas nai aya tabhi Gaurav nikal ke aya aur Kapil bola Anil kaha h vo bola tumhare sath hi to tha humne kaha vo tujhe dhundhne gaya tha Gaurav bola koi nai aya waha ab humare sath ke do log gayab the aur 1 uss ladki ki behen  matlab total teen log ab hum aur daar gaye aur aghe badhne lage jaha Anil gaya tha par hume waha koi bhi nai mila hum chialne lage Anil kaha h par koi response nai aya aur achanak se Gaurav bola chalo bahar nikalte hai mere ko daar lag raha h Kapil bhi man gaya  tabhi mene kaha ki hmare do dost nai hai unhe bhi dhundhna hai par Gaurav bola subha dhundhenge unhe aur fir hum bahar ki taraf chal diye fir hume laga ki koi hmare piche koi hai humne piche nai dekha hmm tezz tezz chalne lage hum sabke dilme daar tha kyunki humare do dost  aur Shruti gayab the achanak se humare ass pass logon ke ghumne ki aahat hone lagi 1 dum se ladki chilayi ki mera hath chodo aur hum usse dekhne lage humne pucha kya hua vo boli kisine mera hath pakda fir hum piche mude par Gaurav waha nai tha hum chilaye Gaurav fir mene kapil ko dekha ab hume laga ki jabse ye ladki mili h humare dost gayab ho rahe hai aur me bola kapil ye bhen ki lodi sab kr rahi h par kapil manne ko tayar hi nai tha aur hum aghe chalne lage tabhi samne se Anil ata hai aur me usse kehta hu kaha tha be tabhi vo sidha 1 hi bat puchta hai kapil ladki kaha hai aur hum kapil ke left hand ki side dekhte hai to ladki waha nai hoti.

Sirf kapil ke hath 1 kate hue hath ne pakda hota hai aur kapil jhatka marke hath chudata hai aur hmm 3no bhagna start krte h hume ek dum vo jgah dikhti h jaha se hum enter hue the hum diwar pe chadhte hai me chadh jata hu fir Anil chadhta hai than Kapil chadta hai than kapil ko ladki dikhti hai jiska hath kata hota hai aur hum diwar se niche kud jate hai  fir hum gadi me baithkar nikal jate hai fir hmm Anil se puchte hai tu kaha tha vo kehta hai me Gaurav ko dhundhne gaya to waha Priya ne Gaurav ko dhaka de diya aur me sab dekh raha tha kapil kehta hai par Gaurav uske bad wapas aya tha than Anil kehta hai vo uska bhoot tha me kehta hu hum kaise manle vo kehta h kyunki usne mujhe bhi mar diya tha hum break marke achanak piche mudke bolte h tujhe kaise mar diya par piche seat pe koi nai hota aur hmara dil sehm jata hai  aur hum behosh ho jate hai subha karib 10 bje humari ankh khulti hai aur hum kile me wapas jate hai waha  police aur ambulance hoti hai hum jake dekhte hai to humare teeno doston ki dead body ambulance me hoti h ..............